WQ: I'm gonna go with the Cruiserweight. Everyone's already spelled out why, so I won't repeat.
PROMO:
Dear god Sandy sweetie, are you done? I've never heard someone spew such utter garbage in my career. You and your scumbag partner couldn't even beat me fairly-- even between the two of you, you had to use dirty tactics behind the ref's back to overpower me. Why? Because I'm the Knockouts Champion you imbicile, and I've got more accomplishments and titles than the two of you combined. Your careers are simply the flavors of the week... in your case, that'd be stale maple syrup. You know, the crud that dries in the back of the pantry and starts to smell. That's where your dreams are headed.
And really, I can't say I expected anything classier from a SmackDown Knockout... just wait until Impact! and the ladies I work with will show you how it's done.
We clear?
