Idiotic labels? Related Questions

Idiotic labels?
Asked By tastybits,Last Answer By not singing the yahoo tune At 2009.12,1 Answers

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

How do you keep your cool with extraordinarily annoying or idiotic customers?
Asked By Tash,Last Answer By ? At 2011.03,1 Answers

Scenario: A customer wishes to purchase a product for a particular application. You advise him on which specific product will suit. He insists on purchasing a product which is unsuitable, even though you advise against it. Several weeks down the track when things don't work out, the customer has a hissy fit and says your product is rubbish and doesn't work. If he had purchased the product we recommended, there wouldn't have been a problem.

What techniques to you employ when dealing with someone like that?

How do you keep your cool with extraordinarily annoying or idiotic customers?
Asked By Tash,Last Answer By ? At 2009.12,1 Answers

Scenario: A customer wishes to purchase a product for a particular application. You advise him on which specific product will suit. He insists on purchasing a product which is unsuitable, even though you advise against it. Several weeks down the track when things don't work out, the customer has a hissy fit and says your product is rubbish and doesn't work. If he had purchased the product we recommended, there wouldn't have been a problem.

What techniques to you employ when dealing with someone like that?

Where did the idiotic phrase "tastes like chicken" originate?
Asked By Melissa H,Last Answer By Dona Cruz At 2009.12,1 Answers

I can think of two movies off hand that use that phrase, Lion King and Fern Gully, and I know there are a few more 90's movies but I can't remember them. Are they parodies of an old commercial, or was it some catch phrase?

The problem may be a bit idiotic, customs information and Bill of Lading
Asked By rose zhou,Last Answer By Evan smith At 2011.05,1 Answers

The problem may be a bit idiotic, customs information and Bill of Lading
Asked By rose zhou,Last Answer By Evan smith At 2011.05,1 Answers

How do I politely tell my coworkers that their kids have idiotic names and I don't want their suggestions?
Asked By Crow T. Robot,Last Answer By Jack B, evil 'stache At 2011.04,1 Answers

I'm sure little Billy Bob and Alexis Mercedes are wonderful kids, but I was thinking about naming my children something much less trashy. When they ask what names I am thinking about for our daughter, how can I tell them I don't want their opinions and advice without damaging our work relationships?

On Nutrition Labels, What is BHT?
Asked By Abe Douglas,Last Answer By Wendy Zhu At 2011.08,1 Answers

Star if you hate labels!?
Asked By i<3mcr[xxMCRisLIFE;GERARDis♥,Last Answer By FallenFootsteps22 At 2009.12,1 Answers

for example

emo
prep
scene
jock
hardcore
outcast
nerd
geek
popular
loners
WHATEVER ELSE!

oh i have to ask a question, uhm are u a pickle?


STAR IF U HATE LABELS!

How to Design Shipping Labels?
Asked By jessica wood,Last Answer By paul mill At 2011.05,1 Answers

How to Design Shipping Labels?
Asked By jessica wood,Last Answer By paul mill At 2011.05,1 Answers

How to Make My Own Package Labels?
Asked By rita carter,Last Answer By Kenny Lee At 2011.05,1 Answers

Before shipping an item , I should consider making my own package labels. The outside of a package is typically the customer&#39;s first impression of the company and product. How to Make My Own Package Labels?

How to Make My Own Package Labels?
Asked By rita carter,Last Answer By Kenny Lee At 2011.05,1 Answers

Before shipping an item , I should consider making my own package labels. The outside of a package is typically the customer&#39;s first impression of the company and product. How to Make My Own Package Labels?

What labels do you wear? Random?
Asked By dangit, is it Sin?,Last Answer By Doggie Food At 2009.12,1 Answers

This one is personal...kinda. For a friend

Tagged

Your expected to
conform
to some preexisting
label and march yes
single file
into a beige
manila folder

They got you then
Slide your dreams into
That cold metal
drawer at the morgue
because it's a sure
shot in hell that
nobody cares how
you've changed

Your life

When you've been
on the inside
You never ever
get out

What do you do to UNDO the LABELS others have stuck on you?
Asked By I don't know,Last Answer By Dr weasel At 2011.04,1 Answers

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